Newsletter 9

The "We're Shocked This Is Still A Thing" Newsletter 

Cheers to another week of mindless busy work!

Calling all Boozy Brunchers, Job Hoppers, and Dating App Swipers. 

 Jeez, these weeks are busy, whether it's the good kind of busy or the "holy shit, wtf is going in in the world and my life" busy is TBD. But, alas, there is good news: our very own Harrison Forman is featured in the podcast below. It's worth a listen, a follow, and perhaps, a "LOL."  If this holy "LOL" leads to a "hmmm I have a story to share," well, we are excited to announce you can now submit your stories to Brunch anonymously under the surname "Single & Savage." Hit us up for deets... -- Morning Bun (of the week) 

At What Age Do You Settle Down and Find the One?

If you ask my Jewish grandparents, they got married and started having children by the age of 19 or 20. That was in 1960. Let’s jump to 2017: how many 19 or 20 year olds do you know that PLANNED to get married and have a child or two at that age? I would suspect VERY VERY few, with emphasis on the very few part. None the less, that doesn’t stop my grandparents, aunts, mother, and maybe a nosy next door neighbor or two, from asking “Okay, when are you going to bring home a nice Jewish boy, get married, and start a family?” I would like to add that I get asked this topic EVERY holiday, birthday, and dinner I attend. So you can imagine how my answers are almost rehearsed at this point..

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This Week's Dating Note:

"Dating and finding your career is like taking a shit, if you force it, you may get hemroids."  

David, 21 (Boston, MA)

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This week's "DATE/ABLE" episode, the Founder of Brunch, Harrison Forman, shares his goto Emojis, a certain Facetime adventure, and what it's like dating as a millennial. This is a MUST listen.

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