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SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE (FOR THE WORLD TO SEE)

I know y'all have missed seeing Harrison's lovely face at the pregame, halftime, and postgame of his -- sometimes awkward, sometimes hilarious, but ALWAYS entertaining -- first Bumble and J-Swipe dates. WELL, we are back with a bigger and a fresher take on your favorite programming UpDating! This time, we're following YOU, our equally neurotic audience, on your first dates. Watch our fresh new take here.  

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The Fresh Start: 

So where were we? Ah, right,I just had the pleasure of getting called by a different man’s name in *her apartment. Naturally, I followed this up with the only course of action I know: inviting her to an EDM concert with my friends.

Of course, leading up to this EDM concert (this time, Two Friends) remained a major elephant in the room: the “e” word. Rather than ignore this Lucy, I was impressed: she addressed it directly with a profuse apology, immediate drop of the sunglasses emoji, and insistence she take me out to dinner before the concert for a “fresh start.” After speaking with my local relationship consulting firm, The Roommate Group, the right course of action became clear: stop overthinking and go to dinner with her.Read the rest here....

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